Me:  WHEN I WAS
Dad:  what
Me:  A YOUNG BOY
Dad:  oh God
Me:  MY FATHER
Dad:  not again
Me:  TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad:  no I didn't
Me:  TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad:  you're not even a boy

lelappy:

I literally want nothing more in this world than to get it in. My sexual frustration is to the maximum.